Because it’s our tenth anniversary, all our savings are themed around the number ten. Pretty clever, huh? Pretty great discounts too, as you can get 10% off the top ten Marketplace worlds/mash-up packs and 10% off the top ten Marketplace skin packs! Bet you wish you hadn’t questioned my exclamation mark overload in paragraph one now, don’t you? This ten-themed sale is officially underway – Minecraft Specials
- Get Minecraft Java Edition only $26.95
- Minecraft Dungeons Standard Edition for Windows $19.99
- Minecraft for Windows 10 only $29.99
- Minecraft Dungeons for PlayStation 4 only $19.99
- Minecraft Dungeons for Xbox One $19.99
Everything at MinecraftShop.com has a 25% discount! After all, what better way to celebrate our 25th anniversary, than with… hang on… *checks notes* woops, out by 15 years. Oh well, have 25% off everything anyway, from today until May 24! There’s some brilliant merchandise reduced, so I’m going to let it slide that this is 15% too high for the ten-themed sale I’m trying to promote here…
Click here to go to the Minecraft merch sale!
Never played Minecraft? It’s pretty good! It’s got coarse dirt and Creepers and a cool dragon and a crazy discount of up to 50% off! What better way to celebrate our 50th anniversary? I mean, 25th anniversa– No, wait, 10th anniversary! ARGH
You can get up to 50% off Minecraft on Windows 10, Java, Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch.
Well, looks like the sale wasn’t so ten-themed after all, and that the discounts were actually a lot bigger. I feel quite the fool, but at least you get to enjoy an even bigger sale. At the end of the day, what’s more important to you – my self-esteem or you getting up to 50% off Minecraft?